LIFE OF A DUDE IN PUBLISHING

I work in publishing, and I have a Y chromosome. This is my life.

MY DATE THIS WEEKEND, AS RETOLD WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE GIFS

When she walked into the bar, I was all:

But I hadn’t eaten dinner so the first few drinks hit me really hard, and I started motormouthing:

which made me nervous:

And when the date ended, she was like:

And outside, I was all:

And inside, I was all drunk and:

So I texted my friend, and was like:

And then the next day, I woke up, dusted myself off, and reminded myself:

So I made a massive amount of rice and beans which I will be eating off of this whole week. And I felt better.

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